Uh, Doc... I Got This Thing.

Author: gabe_billings

Date: March 2, 2001

by gabe_billings
3-02-01
Well Doc, I got this weird red ring around my dick. I saw two other specialists and they wanted over $1000 to take care of it.
Let's have a look see, shall we?
So what's your diagnosis?
I think I can take care of that for twenty bucks.
Twenty bucks! Why the hell were those other guys charging so much?
They probably just don't know lipstick when they see it.