Dear wirthling, You suck ass. If the word 'fuckstick' was in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of you next to it. I hope you fall down a manhole, you fuck.
Hold on chief, I don't think you want to send that email.
Balls! Fuzzyman- email supervisor! I swear, I meant to send him the joke of the day! I don't really hate wirthling!
Oh, no. That's not the problem. It's just that we can't send anthrax in an email attachment, can we? So let's just go find an envelope.
