gaijinplus1

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I bathe in low self esteem. Much like booze, it's bad for me, but for some reason, I'm always entertained, and I can't get enough. Deal with it. I'm going nowhere.

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At one hand.

by gaijinplus1
6-30-03

Case at hand (# 1): I need a DEUS EX MACHINA to get home. I found one in a shit talking dog on a ball. He doesn't appear to like me much.


	...stupid poopstain shitgrass.

He's named the Knuckle Fuck, and apparently, he'll one day be a key player in humanity's fight against Armageddon.


	Does it hurt? Lookin' that ugly, I mean?

Key player or not, it would be pretty fucking cool to see that lump of ball-balancing dogshit trapped under ice.


	Nice undies, fuckhead.

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