geminifactor  

What the hell? I've been robbed again! This is the tenth time in eight months!

That's what you get for leaving your place unlocked.

Fuck you, man! I always lock my doors! They had to have gone through the window!

Oh well, sucks to be you.

Oh my god! I've been hit! Seventeen thousand dollars worth of stuff is gone...and I bet Airhead's behind it!

It was ten days ago...get over it already.