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| I would like you to bring your family to my house for Thanksgiving. | |
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| But we spend that holiday with my wife's folks - we've been doing it that way for 10 years. | |
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| But you don't UNDERSTAND! My new husband's first wife died a HORRIBLE DEATH right around a Thanksgiving! So his family doesn't celebrate it. HIDEOUS DEATH!! | |
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| Why would he want to celebrate it with us then? | |
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| . . . it's not that . . . well, he . . . I WANT THANKSGIVING! | |
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| Jesus, fine. I'll give you four hours on the day AFTER. No more. And it'll cost you at least two Chirstmases and all of your birthdays. | |
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