goldenchild

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Well I was born into a family of treveling circus freaks in the middle of the Civil War,and obviously my early years were difficult. I could never get over the fact that the poinsetta was the official plant of Christmas even thought it has such a high sensitivity to cold.Then to top off an extremely hard childhood i was caught by Thomas_Ferguson and his black,chinese,midget parter Too_Easy and sold as a slave to portugese winemakers. Thankfully the transition into adultedhood was easier as I landed a job as President Nixon's personal vibrating footstool.After being fired by Mr. Nixon for putting cling wrap in his toilet for my and I quote "12th strike" I enjoyed a long succesfull career as the worlds strongest man,having victories over Mark Henry,Louis Cyr and Moses.Dieing in 1912 my funeral was a beautiful affair attended by the likes of Dumbledore from Harry Potter and Tom Cruise as Ethan Hawk from the Mission Impossible series.I also hate everything random.

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Chanel 12-FOX! Shit in a telivised format!

by goldenchild
6-17-06

This summer on FOX enjoy an all new line up of great shows. Including...... Asians vs the Ghetto!


	What the fuck dog! I live in the suburbs of Seattle... hey, holy shit its Bruce Lie!


	Holy crap its Michael Jordan!

at 8 oclock... He is a man of honor. One dream, one passion, one man. Michael Jordan stars in...... all we can do.(a basketball documentary)


	Your little rasict bitch. I'm 13 goddamnit.


	Please sir calm down, you are being charged with murder, possesion of a deadly weapon and possesion of cocain with intent to sell.................................. Holy crap are you Michael Jordan?!?!

And if that isnt "age appropriate" enough tune in to our great family shows, starting with......Midgets and beastiality


	Here kitty kitty. I dont even care if your neutered.

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