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Nicolas Cage in Hamlet...
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| Okay, top 5 things causing my insanity: Number one would have to be my mom, like, taking up with my uncle right after my father DIES! I mean, I thought this was England not the friggin...ozarks! MAN! | |
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| Then, okay, number 2, I gotta go with my father being murdered. Which, to make things even more complicated was done by my uncle. What an A-HOLE! That counts for 2? Okay, that's numbers 2 and 3 then. | |
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| Then I gotta give number 4 to my homeslice yorrick bein a fuckin skull, man! that's fucked up! and number 5 with a bullet? nobody digs my play that exposes my father's murderer, 2 1/2 stars? fuck! | |
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| Mr. Cage? This isn't Hamlet. This isn't even a play, you got up before The Little Mermaid started and began ranting. And urinating yourself. You're fucking crazy. You're under arrest. | |
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