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by goober
2-11-03
After another boring drama class
Hey man, totally like drama'd out
"And now Spencer from drama doth free Spencer
Lessons for Life.
Don't talk wit no accent boy or you die!
OOhh I try. I try!!!
Failure is not an option in Drama
Master I have failed you. My accent has returned stronger than ever.
Then Drama class shall not be burdened with your presence any longer.

 

by goober
2-13-03
The Pain of Drama Never Ends
When is this is ever going to end. Day after day its the same thing. Does she seriously expect me to listen?
And we were all like MACBETH cuz that was like how the witch said it. Isn't that GREAT?
Yet, She Won't Stop Talking
Out OUT Damn Teacher
And like everybody was just yelling it MACBETH, and I can't crush the water bottle duh...
Even in the Depths of Hell, Doth her Assault Go Unchecked
Shut the Hell Up or I'll, I'll Get You or do something bad.Oh, Who in Hell am I kidding.
And we were all like MACBETH cuz that was like how the witch said it.And I wanted to be lady Macbeth and like they wouldn't let me cuz of my accent and blah blah blah....

 

by goober
2-13-03
The Problem
Mr. Pellet I have to go to Raphael then Ramsdell... I fear for my sanity.
I can see why he's talking to me.
The Tragedy
I mean I just cant take all that crap from either teacher.
I see kids like him everyday it just doesn't stop.
The Answer
I think I think I am gonna end it all and take em out.
Well you can try, but the Kroll will assimilate you sucka.

 

by goober
2-14-03
Agent Alex offers his resignation after a final mission.
I understand
This'll be the last time I infiltrate the Kroll's Lair
Preoccupied as usual, the Kroll takes unnatural attention of the boy.
Umm, Mrs. Kroll...
You look just like this hamburger, boy. You wanna be my hamburger helper?
None Can Escape Assimilation
uggg
I am still Hungry

 

by goober
2-24-03
Smackin Hoes Makes Himself Known
I'm smackin hoes and I am here to say, I'm the pimpinest bro in the USA.
He's pimpin.
Smackin Hoes Handles Business
Stupid ho where's my dollar
I hope I can sell myself for money.
The Legacy Continues
Smackin hoes from miles around making uppity hoes fall on the ground. Word.
I wanna be a ho too.

 

by goober
2-24-03
Likkie Likkie Gets Busy
Damn I havent been with a girl for a long time.
Me love you long time
The Client is pleased but there are more pressing matters.
Oh boy thanks for all youve done.
Yes Yes now five dolla.
Everybody pays...Eventually
Um not this time babe, first is free thats how hos work in America.
I will get you cheap cracker.

 

by goober
2-24-03
Likkie Likkie Reports to Smackin Hoes.
Whaddya mean he didnt pay?
He no pay for loving
A Vendetta is Made
Time to blast that biotch
I shall crush the infidels balls
Pay Up or Get Cut the Fuck Up.
And I naled the fuckin bitch she loved it
The crushing of your balls will be uncunsenshial. Biotch. You owe Smackin Hoes five dolla and now you pay.

 

by goober
2-24-03
Our Client isn't Quite Familiar With Pimpology.
Oh no I think he is serious
Well your time is up feel the wrath of Smackin Hoes.
Justice is Best Served with a Side of Ass-Whuppin and a bottle of Ball Slicin.
Aieee.
My work here is done. Remember everybody pays.
Public Service Anouncement from Smackin Hoes.
Damn Straight everybody. This message is for anyone who doesnt wanna pay the pimp. Green is for the money gold is for the honey and black is for the boot up your ass. Word.

 

by goober
2-24-03
Smackin Hoes Must Collect, So He Draws on Old Favors.
Yeah biotch, you owe me a dollar and since you havent paid me then you gotta go ho for me.
You are right Domingo.
Smackin Hoes, though Honorable, Is a Consumate Business Man.
Now Get on the Streets and Make that Money. Don't Come Back till you do. And I will tell you when you can stop working.
Stupid Ho, She gon work for me forever.
The Recession of the Economy and Her Hairline Call for her to go For a Low Class Guy, Will She? Find out Next Time.
Hey Babe, come get some cheap. Or can I borrow a dollar.
Umm, I don't talk to hoes sorry. And you probably wouldn't pay me back you stupid ho.

 

by goober
2-25-03
The Start
Ummm, I don't know you too well but I am a nice guy so ok.
Hey Domingo Can I borrow a dollar?
Weeks Later
UH yeah do you have my dollar?
Its Only a dollar do you really need it?
Internal Changees Were Already At Work See how they changed him forever next time...
Why Is this happening to me? Why won't she pay me, yeah I don't need the dollar but... AAAAAAH.
That stupid ho I am gonna get my dollar. That ho owes me and she will PAY.

 

by goober
2-26-03
Iron Resolution and Resolution of Internal Conflict
Maybe I don't really need that dollar. But everybody should always get payed back what they give. Thats what tax refunds do.
Hell No. I may not get the money now but I am gonna be somebody and when I grow up I'm gonna make her pay.
Humanities Last Ditch Effort to Save Domingo, His Father
I am gonna make that bitch pay me hell yeah.
Son, you shouldn't be so angry, just ask her for the money until she pays you back, thats the right thing son
The Final Straw... Next Time Pimpin Begins
Hey I was real mad when I didnt get my money but, it'll be ok if you pay me back.
Ha ha, you think I will pay you back, never. LMAO

 

by goober
2-26-03
Driven to The Point of Madness By the Gall of Some Hoes, Domingo Can Take It No Longer!
NOT Gonna Pay Me? NOT Gonna Pay ME?! Domingo Mad Domingo CRAZY.ARGGG!!
The Enraged Transformation
I Am Changing?! Well then, I am Gonna Get You SUCKAS!
I am Domingo No Longer
From Mild Mannered Domingo Roberts, emerges SMACKIN HOES
I am....SMACKIN HOES!!!
Whoa, he's Pimpin

 

by goober
2-28-03
Complaints From 2 Hoes
Oohhhh that Smackin Hoes makes me so mad I wanna destroy him.
Me too he no call me in his room in long time. Likkie Likkie Love Smackin Hoes Long Time. Now he no love Likkie.
They Hatch an Evil Plan
We do something to Smackin Hoes Yes...
Yes I'll never get that dollar back might as well settle for REVENGE. Hohoho
Meanwhile, Backk At the Hoetell
Man I need a better looking Shower, the hoes don't like the feel of metal while I nale the hell out of em.
Domingo My Butt really hurts and is swollen.

 

by goober
3-04-03
Business As Usual???
Get On These YEE-HAW
Yes Yes Likkie Likkie Fye Dolla you know deal now pay up.
Hmmm, Could It BE!!!!
Let's Get it on sugar **hiccup** but I aint sharin.
Damn, but back to hoin. Hopefully smackin hoes won't find out about me keepin his money.
Yes the Girls Are Amassing Funds For An Insurrection
Well you LAMERS, if you wanna know stay tuned to **do, Do, DO** Adventures of SMACKIN HOES
It's gonna be PIMPIN.

 

by goober
3-07-03
Ready...Set...Ho!!!
The Time to Attack is NOW.
Hehe Now he'll never get that dollar from me. Muwahaha
At the Hoetell
Die Smackin HOES.
Shutup Ho. Fore I smack the ugly off you.
The Pimpslap Heard Round the World: Next Time- SKWTB's Transformation
Stupit uppity hoar. Nobody attacks smackin hoes without gettin smackt. And thats fa sho.Word.
Ouch

 

by goober
11-05-03
Someone is Coming
Gess Whose Back, Back Again
Domingo's back, tell a friend.
No Rapping Please
Gess whose back
gess whose back na-na-na
A Pause for Pimpin Poetry
That betta not be no white rap, i swear. Pimpin Poetry-A pimp is hot/ a pimp is cold/ in my hand/ money i hold, from L.A/ to across the sea/ all you hoes/ is workin for ME. And don't forget biotch.
i said it once i'll say it again he's pimpin

 

by goober
2-10-04
Sing it bro.
Hakuna matata, what a wondaful frase, hakuna matata, becuase pimpin pays
It means mo money, for the rest of my days, its my problem free ho-losophy, Hakuna matata.
Whoa lordy!
I'm a sensitive soul, tho i pimp bitches, and it hurt that nobody appreciates pimpin. And oh the pain, suckas hurtin tha game, and i got down-hearted, every time my hoes stiffed me a dolla.
oops
Tha wrap up.
Hakuna matata, time to get paid, hakuna matata, Domingo betta get layed. It means mo money cuz pimpin pays, it my problem free ho-losophy. Hakuna matata. Now back to work trick.
I shoulda payed hime bakc

 

by goober
2-10-04
Presidential Debate
I am runnin for president for the Pimpin Party. THIS cuntry needs a long new staff to deliver stiff and swift changes.
I'm George Dubya and my pappy was prezadent and i beat Saddam, but i was looking for Ol' Sammy. Thast gud right??
Presidential Debatee
Listen, for women's rights, I am prepared to go all night .Ladies, I am willing to pound my point into all of you over and over, until your ears ring with the extacy of success.
I declarate that if you pick me, i will make the world safe from terrorism and i will debilitate our economy like a healthy cow on a rope. I can de buildd anythang with time yee-haw.
Voter thoughts.
Ah Keemee, hu yu vote for?
Ees obvios heya, i vote fo mos peempeenist Preseedeenchil cannadate.

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