goodlordyouknowit

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Dig this. 26 years old. I am a phone pimp, don't ask. Kickin' it old school, yo. Chillaxe, and enjoy! Disclaimer: All characters involved in these stories are not based on actual events or real people... though, they could be, so just be careful. 'Cause you could be next.

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Call Centre Styles

by goodlordyouknowit
11-09-03


	Hello, This is member services, We are asking for you to re-record your message due to the fact that you are a walking pile of S@#T!


	Oh my! Looks like he will be getting a coaching session soon.


	Could you possibly be any more of a Douche Bag? I mean, come on guy, lord knows you have a wee willy, just be real. F@#Kers!


	This is just unacceptable behaviour. This will not be tolerated.


	So, uh, what was it you wanted to speak to me about?


	Let's see your key card and headset first.

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