All comics by gotan

 

by gotan
2-17-03
About today...
Today was great.
Yup
About tomorrow...
Tomorrow is gonna be great to.
Without a doubt.

 

by gotan
2-17-03
Did you ever imagine you where dead?
Yup.
How was it?
I don't remember.

 

by gotan
2-17-03
Last night I had an amazing dream.
Really.
Do you dream?
Never.

 

by gotan
2-17-03
Tonight at CNN: The Gulf War 2
Are you gonna watch the war tonight at CNN? It starts at 7pm.
Maybe.
CNN LIVE!
The Day after the Show.
Did you watch the SHOW yersterday?
Yup.

 

by gotan
2-17-03
How was work today?
I don't work. I think.
I would go crazy. What do you do all day then.
I try to figure out why people like you go to work every day.

 

by gotan
2-18-03
Who the fuck are those Belgians. They are smaller than Amerika's smallest state. They have no right to have an opinion of there own.
Absolutely right Mr.President
Where is the world going to? Whe payed alot of money for there loyalty.
Let's close some American companies over there. Mr. President.
No, that's no good. I need these companies to get re-elected again.
Oh yeah, that's right Mr. President.

 

by gotan
2-18-03
Negotiations going on at The White House for Televisioncontracts for upcoming War.
Damn, CNN doesn't want to pay our price. Now whe have to suspone the War.
Maybe whe could call CBS Mr. President?
Good Idea.
Thank you, Mr. President.
CBS wants to pay our price but they want Commercial Breaks.They want us to stop fighting while the commercials are on. After the break whe can continue. Is that going to be a problem?
Of course not Mr. President.

 

by gotan
2-18-03
In the Oval Office.
If I don't start this war at all now, I lose my face to MY people and I don't get re-elected again. I need this war.
That's how Politics work, Mr. President.
Of course, this war whill be so expensive that taxes must go up instead of going down like I promised.
That's how the Economics work Mr. President.
But, by the time they figure this one out, I'm re-elected again.
Great plan, Mr. President.

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