Inspired by mmyers, I'm so unoriginal

Author: graykane

Date: February 19, 2004

by graykane
2-19-04
How do you like my new perfume?
You napalm my lungs. You American kill my whole family. I go now. I no die at hands of Paris Hilton chemical warfare.
Hey, Laquisha. Wanna go for a smoke? Sniff, sniff. Do I smell diesel, with a hint of rose?
Aaaaagh!!! Laquisha!!!! I'm burning!!! Where the fuck was your caution label?! I have to wear one for you!!!