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Ten yards for piling on.
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habnem
8-11-03
Hey, I was at the bar and I met this girl with a tight end. I figured I'd warm her up with a flea flicker, then get that backfield in motion...
You know, pull an end-around, give her the ol' long snap and turn her into a wide receiver. I couldn't, though.
Why not?
She was in the red zone.
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05/16/04 - Video game cliches 3
05/16/04 - Video game cliches 2
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04/24/04 - Contest 241(d)
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