Uggh... After 35 hours of chasing me, finally you have defeated me. Truly, your skill is greater than I thought it was. As I lay here taking a long time to die, I am filled with regret...
That damned sorcerer Farnabulus has been controlling my mind, and making me perform acts of severe and unspeakable evil. If only I could have resisted...
Hold on--Farnabu-who now?
You know, Farnabulus. The real villain. Perhaps you've never heard of him, but you need to start hating him; you have about two more hours until the final battle.
