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by hbombs
3-08-05
after a night of unusually heavy drinking the normally docile mooky begins to heroically try 2 shatter the unintentional comedy scale
its 12 degrees and 2 am lets get the hell outta here im gonna drop dead of pneumonia
son of a bitches SON OF A BITCHES THESE KRAUTS FROM WISCONSIN SONS OF BITCHES THEY SHOULD LET ME IN THEIR ROOMS WISCONSIN IS PART OF THE CONFEDERACY
4 HOURS AND 57 MINUTES LATER Hes still nice and fired up and has spit about 6 quarts of saliva all over himself from spitting after takin each sip of his arizona iced tea
id be here but i refuse to do homework realistically i should teach classe at nyu but youre still not makin a bit of sense
YOURE TELLIN ME YOU DONT BELONG IN NYU AND I DONT BELONG HERE EITHER BUT THESE QUEERS DO THEY JERK OFF THEIR TEACHERS TO GET GOOD GRADES they should let me in I JUST WANNA KNOCK ON RANDOM DOORS
after settling down suddenly and rather unexpectedly mooky finally enters the dorm after 6 hours of me telling him 2 go inside or go the hell home altho it seemed nyu had won the 1st round the war was
IM NYU SECURITY & I DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT TRANSFERS OR TUITION BUT THE TUITION FOR YOU HAS GOTTA BE AT LEAST 40,000 A DAY HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK
bitch bastards wait till i get drunk again and come back w/ even worse absurdites NECROPHELIA KNWTMN LOLOL
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