hilaritynsuze  

So, how'd you get a name like 'Hilarity,' anyway?

My parents were optimists. They hoped I'd have a fun personality.

"Were?" Are they dead?

No, they're just not optimists anymore. I cured them of that.

So what are they now? Pessimists?

Nope, professional psychics. Oh, and defendents in a class-action suit.