hilaritynsuze  

Yes. As you have no doubt ascertained, I am not exactly a hilarious person.

Hey, don't sell yourself short.

What am I, a stock? I only sell long, anyway. Pa-dum-pum!

...On second thought...

Anyway, the point isn't that I'm not funny, it's that I'm often kind of gloomy. A pessimist. Very sort of Eeyore-ish...

Yeah, I get it. I take it your friend's name turned out to be equally inappropriate to his personality?