Stoned Comics

Author: hippopoop

Date: January 28, 2001

by hippopoop
1-28-01
Hey man, I need some heroin! Can ya hook me up?
Alas, my son, for I am out of heroin. I used up the last of it, as you can tell by the blood on my arms.
Shit, man! I need to get my fuckin' fix!
I'm sorry my son. I will provide with all the heroin you want in heaven.
DAMN that sounds FINE! I guess I'll go kill myself now.
Stupid fucker.