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| So tell me again why we're standing outside. I wanna watch American Idol. | |
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| Remember when we told that colored guy who asked about the "For Rent" sign out front that "it would be a cold day in hell before we rent to black people?" He filed a HUD Complaint against us. | |
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| Well, HUD has a rule that states if the Respondent cannot be located within ten minutes after a Complaint is handed to the investigator, the Complaint must be dismissed. | |
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| But our apartment building is right over there, and the HUD office is across the street. | |
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| That's OK, they don't look too hard. Besides, the ten-minute time limit usually expires before the investigator can figure out how to hole-punch the Complaint. | |
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