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DNA is God's recipe for making you. You take a dash of dad, a pinch of mom, then bake for nine months and...Mmm! That's good Billy!

Fruity the Clown and the Raging Hellfire

by ibentmywookie
12-29-01


	Why hasn't Satan called to wish me luck? I could get him over thirty souls tonight at Little Jimmy's party.

The smell of burning plastic filled the air


	My favortie phone! Damn you Satan!!!!!!


	This is worse then that time I let Bozo shoot his wad on my face, and some of the jizzum got in my eye and I couldn't see for six whole days. It still burns a little when I cry.