Robodancer Cuts a Rug

Author: ibentmywookie

Date: December 30, 2001

by ibentmywookie
12-30-01
Scene 1 Act 1
I'm a funky robot who likes to get down! I got that groove in my pants that makes me dance! Can you feel it? ugh! ugh! Can You Feel it? yeah yeah!
Scuse me sunny jim. I beg your pardon, but can you show me how to get jiggy wit it?
Dude. It's not something I can testify to, It's just how I get down. Can you teach a cat how to bark? shit no. You ain't got it little man.
I can't believe how much I suck *sob* *sob*
wah wah!! Look at me I am a chubby fatso who can't dance, and wishes he could. Can you teach me. wah wah