iconoclastic
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Thanks to all of you who sent me sluffed skin cells! I'm pleased to report that my farts are smelling good again.

Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 1

by iconoclastic
5-27-12


	You're Jack. I've reviewed your paper work Jack, but frankly I... I don't understand your problem.


	Thank you, explaining it would be very helpful.


	Okay... so if I see a turd (no matter where I am), I approach it, very casually (so as not to draw attention), and then I...


	Get to the point Jack! Then you kick the turd. You kick it because of an inner 'turd animus' which has wreaked havoc with your attempt to marry another upside down walking circus freak midget, right?