I can't believe it's not butter.. Spray!

Author: ihateyousomuch

Date: November 12, 2002

by ihateyousomuch
11-12-02
Dude... don't put any more of that I can't believe it's not butter spray shit on your rice.
But it's so delicious
You're going to die in five years, you do know that, don't you?
Oh, and I know -cough cough cough-
This really did happen, just not in my bedroom.
Oh god are you CHOKING! HAH! You're having a heart attack already!
-choke, sputter- Shut up.