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| Dude... don't put any more of that I can't believe it's not butter spray shit on your rice. | |
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| You're going to die in five years, you do know that, don't you? | |
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| Oh, and I know -cough cough cough- | |
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This really did happen, just not in my bedroom.
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| Oh god are you CHOKING! HAH! You're having a heart attack already! | |
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| -choke, sputter- Shut up. | |
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