Happy Birthday!

Author: ikario

Date: June 5, 2003

by ikario
6-05-03
You know...
Keep walking.
This is so sweet of you to surprise me for my birthday!
It's not date rape...
Yeah, resteraunt, food, whatever. Open them and I'll open you. With a cleaver.
Are we going to that fancy resteraunt I love? Can I open my eyes yet?
If you're not on a date.
Surprise! It's totally rape!
Why are guys always getting me that for my birthday?