il_schmucko
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Presidential Address, March 2004

by il_schmucko
3-18-03


	Following 9/11 I wiped out the terrorists in Afghanistan and used the momentum to settle an old grudge against Iraq.


	Y'all thought the explosions were cool, so I went ahead and blew up Iran, North Korea, France, Russia, China, and a few other places too.


	Now the election is still a few months away and I've run out of targets, so I ask you, my fellow Americans: How do you feel about Milwaukee?