What the fuck do you want! Forget that shit! How the fuck did you get in here you retard! Turn your ass around and get the fuck outta my office!
Wait I don't deserve this kind of treatment, I am Post-Doc.
Oh! Oh, you're the new Post-Doc. Sorry about that. I get so many brain dead graduate students asking stupid questions, I have to find a way to chase them off.
Now why don't you sit down, get comfortable, while I go and open a can of whoop-ass.
