Look, look mommy. A duck. A cute quacky duck. Quack quack ducky. Ducks got feathers and beaks and webby, webby feet. Quack, quack funny beaky ducky.
Ducks are funny when they walk. They waddle. Waddle. Waddle is a funny word. Waddle is a funny word for a funny walk. Waddle for me cute little ducky man.
How come you are not waddling. I know, there no water. Ducks like water. There is no water here for you to swim and play ducky games. That's OK Mr. Ducky. We can just sit here and quack
When I finish my beer and get off this barstool, you are sooo dead.
