Oh great! It looks like this is it! I going to die at the hands of two hillbillies with an ass fetish!
Here he is... No wait... Sorry lady, we was chasin' one of them shape changers. When we catch him it's ass drillin' time! YEEHAW!
That was a stroke of luck! I'm human again. Hey maybe my luck is changing.
Meanwhile, back in the original time stream...
Dr. Scheisskopf, you wanted to see me?
Yes, it's about that shape changing prisoner of your's. His molecular cohesion is breaking down. If he isn't treated in the next 48 hours, he is going to cease to exist.