Me and my roommate here are leaving town soon, so we're having one big-ass garage sale. EVERYTHING must go.
BUT that's not "all". Look at this nice dinette set complete with 4 chairs and a china cabinet. Buy it today and it can be in "your" home tonight.
That's just THE tip of the iceberg. How about this beatiful reading lamp with a tiffany shade and polished brass "base".
We "are" crazy to sell at these prices. Check out this side by side refrigerator/freezer, doesn't it look like it should "belong" in your KITCHEN.
We're even selling the fixtures. How about this marble bathroom SINK in a lovely clamshell design. It could be yours. Just come on down and hand over cash "to us"