No one in our family has ever dated one of you hairless monkeys. Oh, we once had a strange aunt who lived with a lemur with a bad case of mange. But we don't like to talk about that.
Yeah, I was a army ranger in 'Nam. One mission I was the only survivor of my platoon and stranded behind enemy lines. Had to walk back 60 miles to camp. Killed 15 vietcong using only a knife.
