Noticing that half of Stripcreator's User are from the British Isles,
Let's see, what do I know about the British? They like cricket, tea, and the Queen. And the Irish are always angry, drunk, or both.
Israphael decides to write a strip appealing to this audience.
The Scots like to eat disgusting foods and wear those plaid skirt things. And the Welsh... Screw the Welsh, nobody likes them anyway.
G-day, Mates. Today I'm going to do something guaranteed to impress the Sheilas out of their knickers. I'm going to stick my head in a crocodile's mouth, Crikey, That's a big croc!