I find you guilty of the charges. As this is Texas, and we don't condone the death penalty, there is only one punishment fit for loathsome creature like you...
Life in prison with the two most annoying cellmates in the world.
I hope you're not homosexuals. Otherwise I'll have to shoot you in the face... With a gun, I mean... not with cum.
I have the amazing ability to blurt out the slightest thing that crosses my mind. Want to see?
Maybe if I close my eyes tightly, I will wake up in my bed and find out that this was all a dream.
Maybe if I close my eyes tightly, I will wake up and find my dick in your mouth.