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I came into the world naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
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My Horoscope
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itsclark
4-23-03
I'm sorry, but we have to let you go.
You're kidding, right?
As you know, we already cut corporate officer salaries by 0.09% last year. There's nothing left to do but lay off 400 technicians.
Then forget you, man! I'm sure there are plenty of jobs out there for someone with my experience!
And just yesterday, I repaired the Frosty machine and scored "Employee of the Week"!
Yeah -- are my fries going to be up soon? I've got a corner office now and I like to get back in time to admire the sunset.
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09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy Act IV
09/30/03 - Wiguhaddy Act III
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08/21/02 - Gabe and Grey Comedy Review #4
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08/21/02 - Gabe & Grey Comedy Review #1
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08/04/02 - CC135: The Grass Smokes You
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08/03/02 - CC 135: Flyboy Physics
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08/31/01 - True Life Adventures: College Edition
08/30/01 - CC #58: Oh, the Pane!
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