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I came into the world naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
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The After-Life; Theory #291
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itsclark
7-22-03
What? Where am I? Who are you?
I am Hela, Norse goddess of death. This is Nifleheim, a realm of eternal darkness and cold.
But... But why am I here?
Because you choked to death on a cinnamon bagel instead of dying in glorious battle! Now you shall never see Valhalla.
But I am a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ!
Oh, he's with the other carpenters slaving to build my Ship of Doom. Shall I tell him you're coming?
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