And then after the bombs stopped falling, I realized I was the last man on Earth. So that's how I ended up here on the streets, ravaged by disease and starvation.
Gee, that's a tough break for you. But at least you've got that trash can to show for it!
What?
Are you kidding? I'd kill for such a great bachelor pad. Chicks would be swarming all over me.
Did I really just pour my heart out to a big mutant cockroach?
Well, I'll catch you later. I don't want to miss "happy hour" down at the Feces Fandango.
