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A generic, fictional high tech company that looks NOTHING like the place where I work: (cough)
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| This company is taking a dive. Orders are down for the forseeable future. Our stock is tanking! | |
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| So what do we do about it? | |
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| Abolish frills like the company picnic, cut pay by 10% across the board, and lay off about 20 people! | |
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| But won't that crush employee moral, reduce our experience base, and leave us unprepared when things DO turn around? | |
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| You're right! We'll keep the company picnic... And put an incentive program in place! | |
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| And the big incentive would be, let me guess... a mention in the company newsletter! | |
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