Too Many Cooks

Author: ivytheplant

Date: July 2, 2004

by ivytheplant
7-02-04
Want some mac and cheese?
Is that my favorite pan you're using?
Yeah...
You fool! Don't you realize that pan has the perfect Teflon coat!? Its immaculate beauty allows it to never burn anything, even clam chowder, no matter how much you may try!!
One of these days I'll have to go through with that restraining order.
Begone, fiend! I must go sanctify this holy vessel at once!