1. While this is a very laid-back town, traffic laws are still in effect. So if you cut in front of me and I hit you, I get your money.
Damn! Those Greys Gable residents are too fast for me to smash into their lane-cutting, left turning in front of, shiny new car asses!
2. It's okay to go over 20 mph through town.
ARGH! I was going to be a few minutes early for work today! Now I'm ten minutes late! Fucking morons!
3. The proper time to make a left turn is when the light is green. Yellow is also permitted. It is NOT proper to start turning once the light has changed to red.
