Windows in general - The boss who doesn't care if you had plans this weekend.
Yeah, it's time for an update so I'm shutting down now.
Jackass.
Macs in general - The stoner friend you borrowed money from 3 years ago.
Hey, ya'know it's been like, three years since you updated. I'm not pushing, but just suggesting you might want to update sometime soon. If you have time and all.
Sure I will. *ignore*
Firefox - Passive-aggressive parent.
Updates just came out and I'm going to slowly disable functionality until you can't take it anymore. You can no longer hide this application. In a few hours, I'll disable your ability to quit.
