"I wanted to inform you that the position has been filled. Thank you for your interest and I encourage you to continue to apply for other positions at World O' Corporate."
I. Am. Merely. A. Number.
My. Resume. Is. Written. In. Binary!
"My colleagues and I are all grateful for your interest in the position and for the thought and energy that you put into your application. You're so cute, thinking you're people!"
I'm just going to lie on the floor and drool a bit.
"Your qualifications are outstanding and you would make an absolutely excellent addition to our company! ...But the position has been filled."
Apparently that fucker is my competition.
My resume was printed on heavier paper stock than yours.
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