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by janus1172
8-30-03
Hey man, we're gonna go see Thelonius Monk play down at the club. Wanna come?
Well I was gonna go hang out over at Jesus's... But you can't beat that man's crazy use of the pentatonic scale.
Great! Well we'll see you out front around 10ish then?
Sure. See you then.
Meanwhile in Jerusalem...
I wonder if anyone is going to see Max Roach's big band tonight?

 

by janus1172
8-30-03
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like me to help?
Oh hey Chad.
.....
Wait wait!!! Where are you going? Can I come? Or possibly tell you where you would like to go?
We're ahhhhh.... going to see Max Roach's big band. And certainly not going to see Thelonius Monk.
Okay!!!! I'll meet you guys there and suggest inappropriate words to use while you're typing. OKAY BYE!!! Would you like to save your document at this time?

 

by janus1172
8-30-03
Father Snaffoo takes a shortcut through the park
Father!!
Greetings shining man.
Wanna come get drunk and go watch 2 Fast 2 Furious with some friends of mine?
ummm...well....
Oh don't worry Vin Diesel's not in it! We should definitely go see a movie that Vin Diesel did not deem worthy to be in!

 

by janus1172
9-06-03
That night...
Where the fuck is that fucking priest?! Everyone ditches me to go watch the new Ellen Degeneres talk show, and now that cock mongrel is late to see Monk!
Priest ain't coming!
Crazy Michael Douglas's aunt!! Who are you? And why are you yelling at me?
Just saw the priest at one of them new-fangled moving picture shows. But I left, 'cause 'dem autos was too fast en too furious fer me.
Well I guess I could just see Max Roach, but that goddam paper clip'll be there.
I should get a job at Home Depot.

 

by janus1172
9-06-03
At Max Roach's club...
Evenin' savior!
Ben! What the good word?
That paper clip thing is over there, he's lookin' for you and Admiral Beatnik-face.
Man, this guy's got a huge can!!
CROSS BOY!!!!!! I'M OVER HERE!!!! Word will close without saving.

 

by janus1172
9-06-03
Admiral Beatnik-face arrives just in time.
Hey fuckface. Don't talk to me. I just want to see the Son of God.
Did you mean "Muckrake" instead? Spelling and grammar check is now complete.
Yo dude! You ready to get blown away with some fuckin' b.a. drumming?
Fuck ya, dude! Glad you're here. I was about to stab that fucking paper clip in the eye with a letter opener.
Oh I guess ....................................................
....................huh.

 

by janus1172
3-16-04
JAZZ AND CHRIST - II
I wonder if Father Snaffoo is going to see Branford Marsalis at the Big Celebrity Pool Party tonight...
Hope Jeremy Rocco is going to Wynton Marsalis tonight cause I got him a ticket.... Oh well, I can make him go, like I did for that White Stripes show.
Meanwhile in Jerusalem...
So I'm telling you John Coltrane was the only person to ever play decent free jazz.
Jeremy, I really think you need to listen to some of Ornette Coleman's early stuff, it's not that bad.
Meanwhile at the Big Celebrity Pool Party...
Wow! Alyssa Milano! Gee I thought you'd be hotter... and older...
And you're Tony Hawk?! Dave should really look through the list of available characters before suggesting people to star in comics. At least Jeremy looks okay. He'll probably stay.

 

by janus1172
3-16-04
Jeremy Rocco and Jesus chill while waiting for their cab to the Big Celebrity Pool Party to see Branford Marsalis...
So I saw "Passion of the Christ" last weekend.
Oh yeah? How was that?
Well, I was listening to the Stan Kenton big band on my mp3 player for pretty much the whole thing.
So did you get any of what the movie was trying to convey?
Yeah. You died on the cross for Ornette Coleman's sins against jazz.
I'm telling you his early stuff is pretty good!!!

 

by janus1172
3-16-04
Just as Jeremy and Jesus's taxi arrives...
Rocco!! Dude I got us tickets for Wynton Marsalis. His septet is gonna kick a Commie-sized ass!
What you say?!
Plus I got a hot tip that Mrs. Greecher is driving him to the show in her van. So we can ambush him and get back that Captain Caveman doll he stole.
Look! How many times do I have to tell you? He robbed me of my manhood, not a 1960's Hanna Barbara cartoon action figure.
Meanwhile at the taxi...
I really don't think you're gonna be able to fit in my cab, Mr. of Nazareth.
Can't you just strap me to the roof? I ain't walkin' no twenty blocks!

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