Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  jbot  

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We have the Holy Hand Grenade!
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by jbot
1-16-09
Billy! This, is God. I want you to be my prophet, to live a life of sacrifice for your fellow man!
Uhh... I guess? What's it going to be like?
You will know pain as a martyr for all of humanity. You will give them belief in me, instead of themselves. You will teach them how to conquer their basic animal nature yet stifle their evolution.
OH FUCK THIS HURTS. ARRRGGGHGH. I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!
So Billy, what do you say?
Get fucked you creepy old flame.
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