jellotheferret  

Abdul, tell me some horror stories about the Israeli occupation of Palestine. Im writing a report condemning the jewish nation.

How would I know, I'm Syrian?

Then make up something! Shit.

You're a pretty lame Nazi. Shouldnt you be out at a Klan meeting or something?

Shouldn't you be flying a plane into a building or something?

Ashallah Akbar karesh al Alemein...