jeremy  

Hey man, we need to talk

Can't this wait? I almost got this acupuncture thing down

All your money's gone! You blew $1.2 million in the past hour because of all the stupid things you did

Hey, I'm VERY responsible with my money!

Dude! Two minutes ago you gave a chick your number on the back of your Visa card

What can I say? She had that Fiona Apple look going for her -- and you KNOW how I can't resist that Fiona Apple look...