Star Trek TNG: The Unseen Episodes (3)

Author: jes_lawson

Date: January 27, 2003

by jes_lawson
1-27-03
After a hard day of pimpin' hustlin' and Da Makin' Of Da Space Benjaminz, the crew of Tha Enterpri$e throw a dope party. Word.
Man, we are gonna get so paid by StarFleet! Hey Worf, pass the blunt!
Mha'k BluQ! I can see Uranus from here! Ha ha ha!
Say Councellor, what do your telepathic abilities tell you about my penis?
That it's going to be having a Han Solo tonight...
*Cough!*This really is excellent shit, Mr. Data. Now set course for Starbase 24-7, we're out of Rizlas
Uhh, Captain? I'm Geordie. Say, how about I just replicate us some more of those cheesy things...?