jes_lawson
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Random Comic Generator (2)

by jes_lawson
2-06-03

Mind you, a Random button would be a real test of improvisational skills...


	Oh wow! The only bench on the Moon where there is not some tramp drinking Special Brew! I'm gonna laser "Glaxxnor 3003" on it!

Some situtations require old characters and some topical news...


	Secluded location...check. Preoccupied victim...check. Now, what message to spell out with his intestines...?


	My God! That documentary about Sam Fox! I can't believe she's now a lesbian pop-star in Norway! Why God? WHY?

Others need topical humour and some good old fashioned surrealism.


	Why do the Iraqi Navy have glass-bottomed boats?


	Me being a horse I lack the cognitive ability to either care or indeed, swim. Shit.