jes_lawson
stripcreator donor

pm : info

"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

On the 1st rung of the Property Ladder in the South-East

by jes_lawson
5-29-03


	Good news sir! Your mortgage application has been approved!


	Please sign here. Thumbprint there. DNA sample there. Firstborn son there. Now, onto your monthly repayment details...


	Hang on... what's with this flaming pentagram forming around me?


	Welcome to Mortgage Repayments! I'll be in charge of shafting you each month for the next 25 years!


	I think I'd like to move somewhere else, now. Like downtown Grozny maybe?