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News In Your Region

by jes_lawson
11-06-03


	300 jobs are to be created at an Essex manufacturing concern this week.


	A spokesman for the firm attributed the rise in buttplug sales to recent sightings of a manraping robot in Epping Forest.


	In other news, Wendy, you're a slag, and you were crap in bed.


	Richard, you've got a tiny dick. Deal with it. And now, here's today's weather, with Le Chef...


	Dans le Grand Bretagne, le pompt du la pisse de Le Dieu! Sauvages!