jes_lawson
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"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

Your daily dose of Innuendo

by jes_lawson
1-15-04


	Let me see it...wow! It's swollen to twice its normal size!


	Impressive, isn't it? Ahh! Be careful...it's very sensitive now!


	And...my God! The end's as fat as a plum! How did you say you did this?


	Let's just say the internet played a part. Now, kiss it.


	*Eurgh! There is no way* I'm putting your disgusting bruised toe anywhere near my face!**


	Aw, c'mon! I feel bad enough having knackered myself recreating that aikido move I saw on-line. It's not like I was asking for a blow-job...