jes_lawson
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Worst things to say when selling a house: True Stories

by jes_lawson
3-13-04


	So, as you can see, there's a lot of potential with this flat.


	You mean like, electrical potential? I'm sure my hair wasn't sticking up like this before I came in...


	This is the front room. Did I mention how motivated the seller is?


	Yeah, these summons and debt collection agencies letters would make anyone "motivated".


	Do you think you could make a decision before Friday? The seller's quite desperate and...what was that noise?


	That was the sound of a couple of thousand pounds dropping from my offer.