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| Hey! Did you see where my mobile phone got to the other night? | |
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| I think Jon was sitting next to it. | |
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| Jon? Oh, no! He's the guy who sticks small vibrating objects up his backside! | |
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| Uh Oh! And our phone number is one digit off a pizza delivery chains! | |
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| If it helps, the deceased was found grinning his bollocks off, in a phone booth, surrounded by 17 extra cheese Sicilians. | |
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